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genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day, squircle.

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day, squircle.

I feel like throwing up constantly lately, I should probably talk to someone about that.

le0spaceman:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

le0spaceman:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via darkestnation)

sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

(via jurassica-rex)

book-keeper:

Some days of Drum Corps, there is only one motivation you have…

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(via jurassica-rex)

(Source: generalelectric)

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"I don’t think I could be wooed by Martha Stewart or a giant squid. I’m just not into that."

(via overheard-at-school)

final-rush:

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

a-jellyfisher please don’t tell me you’re an aries lmao

Nah b Leo.